Micro Fiction: The Foolish Robbers

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Stan, Mike, and Joe are about to rob a bank. The three men put on ski masks and drive a white van to the bank. They each bring a specific weapon to rob the bank.

“Okay, fellas, what kind of weapons did you bring?” Stan says.

Mike takes out a nightstick, while Joe takes out brass-knuckles. Then, Stan nods his head with frustration.

“Mike, why the hell would you bring a nightstick to a gunfight? And Joe brass-knuckle really?” He speaks with sarcasm.

Mike and Joe both look at each other. They turn to Stan.

“Well you decided to rob a bank on a Sunday, Stan?”

© Daniel Sanchez 2019